I asked my friends to search "bitches" in their gmail archives, and forward me the funniest chat/email they found.
This is what they sent.
Names have been changed, to protect these bitches' privacy, except in the instances where that bitch is me.
Posted on Friday, 10 June
Nora: so… tonight
will be epic.
I’m bringing my camera, bitches!
me: seriously epic
Nora: i think there’s a fog machine. and ice sculptures.
me: oh, jeesh.
good thing i wore my garter belt.
