I asked my friends to search "bitches" in their gmail archives, and forward me the funniest chat/email they found.
This is what they sent.
Names have been changed, to protect these bitches' privacy, except in the instances where that bitch is me.
Posted on Wednesday, 16 February
me: is that the number of problems you have?
and if so, how many of them are bitches?
If you were Jay-Z, the answer would be: None.