a pleasant nausea

Posted on Wednesday, 16 February

Colleen: gettin a ski boat this week
bitches
me: shut up.
which parent is buying said boat for you?

Colleen: Mommy
she lives on the best waterskiing water evershe can’t not
its a law of science
we have a dock, too
i’m outfitting the dock for parties

me: i just had a wave of upper middle class nausea
but the thing is
it’s a pleasant nausea