I asked my friends to search "bitches" in their gmail archives, and forward me the funniest chat/email they found.
This is what they sent.
Names have been changed, to protect these bitches' privacy, except in the instances where that bitch is me.
Posted on Wednesday, 16 February
Colleen: gettin a ski boat this week
me: shut up.
which parent is buying said boat for you?
she lives on the best waterskiing water evershe can’t not
its a law of science
we have a dock, too
i’m outfitting the dock for parties
me: i just had a wave of upper middle class nausea
but the thing is
it’s a pleasant nausea