I asked my friends to search "bitches" in their gmail archives, and forward me the funniest chat/email they found.
This is what they sent.
Names have been changed, to protect these bitches' privacy, except in the instances where that bitch is me.
Posted on Tuesday, 15 February
sounds g-g-g-g-g-g-g-great to me lil buddy! By the way I have to go to that bitches wedding on the weekend of September 4th so don’t book anything.